我的志願(四歲版)

今日開車回家的路途中見到警察開電單車,媽媽話我知警察響路上如果見到有人開快車就會截停佢同埋抄佢牌.講下講下,媽媽問我大過會唔會自己渣車...

媽: Takumi第日大過左之後會唔會自己開車呢?

我: 唔鍾意呀!

媽: 點解呀,自己渣車鍾意去邊度就邊度,好開心架喎!

我: 唔鍾意呀,因為我呢,成日撞黎撞去架,撞到要入醫院,見唔到媽咪架!

媽: 原來係咁,咁你第日大過想唔想做警察呀?好似頭先果個警察叔叔咁.

我: 唔得架,我唔做警察架!我都話我成日撞黎撞去,唔可以渣車咯!

媽: (係喎,又幾logical喎)咁你第日大個仔之後想做乜嘢呢?

我: 我乜嘢都唔識架,我做唔到架!我呢,識得瞓覺啦,食嘢啦,打機啦,睇部電腦啦,同埋坐響度架咋!

媽: (Bear一聲!笑死爸爸媽媽!) Wakakaka!!


(媽媽按:仔,媽媽都想有一份工可以淨係瞓覺啦,食嘢啦,打機啦,睇部電腦啦,同埋坐響度,Dream Job,識揀!^^)